Fresh campers came and graced our park
But we held back not quick to to greet
We waited patiently till after dark
Then lined them up to taste the meat
They sprayed themselves, thought it’d resist
With Aeroguard front and back
But we know every part they have missed
Especially the part above their crack
Then they wanted to dance and waved their hands
So we circled around and joined the fun
When they stopped it was time to land
And we landed they would jump and run
They thought they’d be safer in their tents
Smug behind mesh nets so fine
But we’re persistent, we don’t relent
This Is when we have our greatest time
As they dive in we sneak inside
We drive them nuts as we buzz around
In the dark we know where to hide
When lights go on we don’t make a sound
And when they’re up and feeling sore
We hang around and watch them scratch
We tally up their lumps and check our score
Cos this camp site is now our patch. MS
redwinekayaks 